Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via dismantlemydisguise)


how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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Film Genre Meme: comedy (1/5)

Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who’s just proved himself straight tellin’ my ass how sexy I am!

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

(via glueable-gerbil)

  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

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i will make you believe you are lovely

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I Don’t Know Anything | Mad Season

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